If you want to fuck a cunning linguist
you have to work your tongue
in such a unique fashion
that he wants to cross castes
in order to rip it out of your mouth
and rebuild it completely.
He will manipulate your articulators
like a mechanic makes love
to a carborator.
This will seduce Professor Higgins
but it will not make him fuck you.
For that you need to transform
become someone so transcendant
that he has no choice but to take a slipper
to the back of the head,
turn around slowly
and grow accustomed to your face,
which will now be
a permanent fixture on the pillow beside his.