Nobody is sad in Spam Town
because everyone is a
Norwegian Bachelor Farmer.
So wherever you end up really
depends on what kind of crops
you want to tend. Physical
attraction has nothing to do
with it. Choose

wheat or corn

spinach or potatoes

turnips or assorted squashes.

Your worth is determined by the quality of the things you grow,
and not who chooses you.

All that matters is

the earth,
the seeds,
the sun…
The Spam.